"i wish i was (dead) alive"
A Brazilian man recently submitted a birth certificate that if verified would mean he is 126-years-old.
According to the document, Jose Aguinelo dos Santos, was born on July 7, 1888 to African slave parents.
Once verified he will be the oldest man on the planet.
Thighs starting to thicken!! Yaaayay
You look in-cre-di-ble
Justin Lynch beating Michael Phelps record at just 16
SPREAD THIS LIKE FIRE
if you can’t handle me at my
then you don’t deserve me at my
My cats tried to reenact the Lion King (they did this to themselves btw)
Today at Walmart I saw a little kid pick up a penny off the ground and swallow it. The creatures you find at Walmart…
It’s about time to break out my favorite eyeshadow.